Should of Gone with Kanye's Workout Plan

I saw on CNN over the weekend, while I was at the gym doing my cardio, a segment called "Fit America".

The story was about a woman who used to be over 250lbs and lost over 80 lbs or something. I thought, "good for you!" but I thought wrong. SO wrong. Because they proceeded with praising her over how she got her stomach stapled even tho it was very dangerous for her because she had heart problems.

That's when my inspiration became UNspiration...and finally disgust. Is this what "fit America" is? We gorge our greedy mouths with saturated fat until we're morbidly obese and get surgery to get thinner? When I hear the word fit, I think athleticism, not a scalpel. Shame on you "fit America", for shame!

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Go for the Gold, SANTOGOLD

Who: Santogold (Santi White) is a Brooklyn based artist. She's pretty good. My friend says she's even better Live--she has incredible energy (like a child, but in a good way). 

Sounds like: M.I.A. who's also her friend. She says they work with the same people so they're bound to have the same influences. 

She's opened for Bjork, and she's also performed with M.I.A, the LEGEND, and the COOL KIDS and hella other people. So bronze and silver can suck it, it's all about that GOLD!!!

A few tracks I like: Say Aha, Shove It, Creator, and L.E.S. Artistes

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Dear Mars Incorporated,

I have recently purchased a bag of your rather delightful PEANUT M&Ms. To my dismay, as I bit into one of these peanut-y and chocolatey bite-size morsels, it was, alas, PEANUTLESS!!!! Hoping it was my mistake, I referred back to the packaging. But no, it was YOURS.

Where are them peanuts?!

The Importance of Thanks

To the inconsiderate, spoiled, he-bitch that wasted my bloody time:

I don't think that being thankful should be reserved for Thanksgiving. Hey, if you're gonna spend half an hour bugging me to do you a favor(and an extremely dumb favor, at that), one would THINK that the least you could do is say thanks.

It's rude and shows how selfish you are when you dismiss such matters of manners. Oh and by the way, mumbling "oh yea, thanks (hyuck hyuck)" as an afterthought?(Especially when one has to remind your RUDE ass)--equally as patronizing. Look pal, I did YOU a favor. One shouldn't Me Me Me Me-Monster the day away.

Your parents should be shamed and hidden under a rock because they failed you as parents. They couldn't even teach you something as remedial as giving thanks. They need their parent card taken back and be smacked across the face with it because now you suck at life.

Sincerely,
FuriousFeng

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Karmic Value

No, not COMIC value. KARMIC value!!!

Remember that age old saying, "What goes around, comes around"? Well, here's a lesson of "you reap what you sow"--(So sow some good shit as I'd like to say.) This cute little website (GetGoodKarma.org) can help you with:

*Calculating your karmic standing in this universe (with the Karma Approximator)

*Find volunteering opportunities

*Balancing your Karmic Debt

Enjoy and NAMASTE!

(sidenote: I got 80 pts! I'm doing okay with the universe! ;D)

Only Two Roley Carts

Only Two Roley Carts.

I repeat. There are only TWO roley carts at this laundromat. I guess they were rather skeptical about making business, maybe it's a cruel joke, or MAYBE they really believe only two people in the entire Inner Sunset populace does laundry. Ever. At a single given moment.

(Looks around.) Yea, I'm counting 5 heads up in this hizzo. FIVE different parties hoping to wear some clean drawers. Gee Laundrolady, maybe you might wanna splurge for a few more carts, yea?

FYI: I found a pantyliner in the dryer I was gonna use. I think you're suppose to throw that in the trash before you even start your wash. Like, oh I dunno, when the panties it was stuck on became LAUNDRY?! I hereby stamp this laundry experience: DOWN-GRADE!!!!! ::thumbs down:::