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Dear Mars Incorporated,

I have recently purchased a bag of your rather delightful PEANUT M&Ms. To my dismay, as I bit into one of these peanut-y and chocolatey bite-size morsels, it was, alas, PEANUTLESS!!!! Hoping it was my mistake, I referred back to the packaging. But no, it was YOURS.

Where are them peanuts?!

The Importance of Thanks

To the inconsiderate, spoiled, he-bitch that wasted my bloody time:

I don't think that being thankful should be reserved for Thanksgiving. Hey, if you're gonna spend half an hour bugging me to do you a favor(and an extremely dumb favor, at that), one would THINK that the least you could do is say thanks.

It's rude and shows how selfish you are when you dismiss such matters of manners. Oh and by the way, mumbling "oh yea, thanks (hyuck hyuck)" as an afterthought?(Especially when one has to remind your RUDE ass)--equally as patronizing. Look pal, I did YOU a favor. One shouldn't Me Me Me Me-Monster the day away.

Your parents should be shamed and hidden under a rock because they failed you as parents. They couldn't even teach you something as remedial as giving thanks. They need their parent card taken back and be smacked across the face with it because now you suck at life.

Sincerely,
FuriousFeng

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Karmic Value

No, not COMIC value. KARMIC value!!!

Remember that age old saying, "What goes around, comes around"? Well, here's a lesson of "you reap what you sow"--(So sow some good shit as I'd like to say.) This cute little website (GetGoodKarma.org) can help you with:

*Calculating your karmic standing in this universe (with the Karma Approximator)

*Find volunteering opportunities

*Balancing your Karmic Debt

Enjoy and NAMASTE!

(sidenote: I got 80 pts! I'm doing okay with the universe! ;D)

Only Two Roley Carts

Only Two Roley Carts.

I repeat. There are only TWO roley carts at this laundromat. I guess they were rather skeptical about making business, maybe it's a cruel joke, or MAYBE they really believe only two people in the entire Inner Sunset populace does laundry. Ever. At a single given moment.

(Looks around.) Yea, I'm counting 5 heads up in this hizzo. FIVE different parties hoping to wear some clean drawers. Gee Laundrolady, maybe you might wanna splurge for a few more carts, yea?

FYI: I found a pantyliner in the dryer I was gonna use. I think you're suppose to throw that in the trash before you even start your wash. Like, oh I dunno, when the panties it was stuck on became LAUNDRY?! I hereby stamp this laundry experience: DOWN-GRADE!!!!! ::thumbs down:::

I'm Cooler than THAT guy!

We is! We is! The Cool Kids, a rap duo from the Windy City aka Chi-town, have been making the work day go faster. Cop the EP album, Totally Flossed Out on iTunes. 

Sounds Like: Old School Hip Hop Revival, The black version of The Beastie Boys, Too COOL for school. You'll dig it okay!?

I really like I (Mikey) Rock, Gold and a Pager, What It Iz, and A Little Bit Cooler. The beats, the rhymes, and even their clothes...gives a whole new meaning to the words FRESH and COOL. 

Tax Season!

no.... i'm not going to flex my accounting/excel power and preach about taxes and getting your tax done early

::makes mental note-- do taxes::

but tax season = taxes = tax refund!!! with a refund we must make list (i like lists) of things to buy with our newly earned money. Here my top 5 coveted things to buy with my tax refund (or when i get that hot, rich, asian, business man wrapped around my little finger):

1. Sloan Leaning Desk (crate & barrels)
There are many reasons why my room is just a plain hot mess-- slothfulness, messiness, laziness, lack of storage, no car (there's a logical reason why i added this! o.O) .... laziness....

ok, i'm just plain lazy, but in my little demented mind, i have made a convincing argument that if i get this desk (and a whole lot of ikea/pier1/bedbath&beyond-esque boxes/bins and shelves), my room will become spotless and i will be a more productive person.

and this remarkable wonderous piece of furniture is $129-$199 a piece and i've been eye-in' the desk and bookcase-shelf section which will set me back $400 + tax....

::dreams::
::waves hands as if to move things into the desk::


2. BR wardrobe (Banana Republic)
I love BR, it's quality material in a simple, classy, pretty, formal work clothes *but* i still cant bring myself to buy a $50 dress shirt :/ it took me a while to get use to buying food during lunch time instead of brown-bagging!

i know, im cheap... but i still like quality stuff (starting to see the trend?), so i just covet and save...

::drools::

mMmmm.... dress for the job you want, not the job that you have. good motto to follow, i think i shall gawk at their coat/outer ware collection and plot on getting a nice work jacket.... now if only i can find a way to stay in heels for a whole day.... how much do bionic feet cost?


3. Helena CamelBak (REI-- Camelbak)
OooOo, how i covet thee. i went to the rei member's sale yesterday and omg, things things! so many things i wanted but didnt need.

i love rei, it's yuppie haven. if you want to be outdoorsy and in-one-with nature and have the $$ to do it, it's your kind of place. things are overpriced, but they're so loooovely but i still dont have guts to dump everything i want in a basket (which is probably 1/3 of the store) and run for the register. yet.

altho one thing that i really want is this Helena CamelBak for only $79.99 ... i can use it as a gym bag, running hydration pack, hiking carry all.... now if only i can make it into a razor and a treadmill too....


4. Adidas Supernova Control 10 (adidas- 30% off on mondays after u.r.!)
i love u.r. on mondays! it's a nice little reminder to run and it forces lazy forgetful people like myself to go run more often *and* they give you 30% off your purchase... not too shabby...

i suppose they win at the very end, because of the advertising and just osmosis of propaganda! like the 'get to know the adidas supernova line' speech that one day.... but it really worked, because now i really want a pair of adidas supernovas!

my shoes are way old, they're way pass the 500 mi/6 month mark. time for an upgrade for only a slight set back of 95 smackaroos...

now if only they give you a cookie after the run... then i'll never miss a run... ::bites tongue::


5. King Size Bag of Peanut M&Ms (Mars)
Hey! Don't discriminate. I will seek vengance against those who dislikes peanut M&Ms. Ok... the others are just plain big price ticket items.... but I can find joy in little things too....

MmmMmmm... peanut M&Ms.... There's nothing like peanut M&Ms. I mean, it's not my absolute favorite, but it's one of those candies that i just plain can't resist. and i can never get sick of it's taste! twix are just too sweet (mMMm... sugar), skittles, nerds and spk burn your tongue. snickers are alright, altho i like mini-snickers. peanut M&M just hold a special place in my heart....

mmmmmm.... chocolate-y peanuts...

Compliments

::puts on mr rodger's sweater::

Ok children, the lesson that i want to teach today is to be kind to your neighbor and people around u.

I know. You are! But have you gone out of your way to make someone's day or just take the extra moment to say something nice? If you have, kudos to you n keep on truckin' ...

But if you haven't, take this very min to say something nice and it will absolutely make their day

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You have pretty eyes =D

XOXO your neighborhood hobbit

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