*Holding up mike" Testing...testing
Ladies and Gents! It is my pleasure to say I will not longer be making a 1.5 hours commute to work everyday. I will no longer endure having to take 3 separate buses. I will no longer work every Saturday while everyone is out gallivanting or nursing their hangover. I will no longer lose valuable sleeping hours in order to barely make it to work. Sleep is my drug and I constantly want more.
I am going back into the hospitality business except this time I will not bare the full assault of the front desk. In fact, I am tucked away in a nice little nook in the Accounting department. Yes, sound very dry. Hey, I rather deal with that then testy old men yelling at you or even worse, maidens who passed their prime trying to regain their youth by shamelessly flirting with young and naive younger men. Oh, those cougars!
The benefits of working for a hotel is limitless. Well the food is anyway. I will not have to pay for lunch anymore. Mountains of gourmet food prepare by some of the finest chef in the industry. The intoxicating smell as I walk by the kitchen will make Homer envy in disgust. I will be getting plump and doughy very soon.
The only downside of going back into the hospitality: having to dress up again. I do have the clothes for it, but on some days you just want to be able to come in with no gel in your hair and a pair of jeans. I also had to take out my industrial piercing. Ohh, those were some great times I had with it.
1 comment:
Nam, your eloquence makes me tear up with laughter. It was rather embarrassing, since I was reading your post on MUNI...where hardly anyone talks.
Congrats on your new job! I can't wait for you to start so we can be a real family. Now go sneak us some of that fancy chef prepared food. ;D
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