7 Day Fruit Detox Hell

My 7 day fruit detox was cut into 2 1/2 days. It was a nightmare!!! Details to follow:

Namo: Do the 7 Day Fruit Detox with me.

Me: What is this 7 Day Fruit Detox of which you speak, Nam?

Namo: You eat only fruits for 7 days and you will cleanse your body of all the horrible toxins in your body. You'll feel refreshed and you'll get that glowing skin.

Me: Glowing skin?! I am SO there.

(Day 1)

I am starving

(Day 2)

Still starving

(Night 2)

I think I'm dying

(Day 3)

I QUIT!!!!!

And that's that!